Manuel StimulationHello Lesbians! (24.2.2006, 10:17 UTC)
For four months I have been writing on this blog to tell everyone how wonderful the Spain is, and I think so far I have been done a very good job indeed. However, is also clear from my look at Sitemeter undrneath that I have developed a large lady lesbian fanbase (fanbase is large, not lesbians). I am not knowing how this has happened! Is very confusing because I do not know any lady lesbians, I have never met any lady lesbians, and we do not have them in Spain (General Franco shot all of them after the war). I do not even know what the lady lesbians do, escept for play tennis like French lesbian Amelie Mauresmo and old lesbian Martina Navratilova. Is still flattering, I think, that they read my blog, though, because the homosexuals that disgust me are only the male ones, not the lady ones. So is alright, I think, the lady lesbian practices. I decide to write this posting to say welcome to all my lady lesbian readers, and I decide to put up picture of nice lady for lesbians to look at, but I search all over Internet, and I cannot find a single picture of lesbians. Is clear that they prefer to keep low profile. So, instead, here is picture of nice modest Muslin lady. I suspect she is the sort of lady who lady lesbians will like, because they all seem so shy and difficult to find, especially in Spain and Ireland! I hope you enjoy my blog, lady lesbians. I will endeavour to provide material that will sustain your interest after I have done all the necessary research into your activities.
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Manuel StimulationEspaña—For the Best Cardinals in the World (23.2.2006, 11:18 UTC)
Is picture of Antonio Cañizares Llovera, archbishop of Toledo. News in papers say that new pope, Benedict XVI, has made archbishop into cardinal. Is wonderful news for everyone in Toledo and mean that archbishop can now wear red hats (archbishops is not allowed to wear red hats until they become cardinal). To be cardinal is to be one of Pope's number twos. You go to Sacred College of Cardinals, one of the top Catholic colleges in the world, and also have private meetings with the Pope (only with this one, though, not the real one, John Paul #2). Is also means that Catholic faithful have to kiss his ring, like with Pope, only less deferentially. Probably not on their knees. There is almost 200 cardinals, which is a lot of ring kissing for Catholics. Cardinals also get to run chruch when Pope dies, so I bet Cañizares is hoping new pope dies soon, so he can have a go. Is probably fed up with Opus Dei running everything.
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Manuel StimulationGet Out of My House! (22.2.2006, 10:55 UTC)
Is picture of the magnificent Antonio Tejero Molina, Lieutenant colonol in Civil Guard, who entered Cortes 25 years ago tomorrow in order to create proper government under command of Lieutenant General Jaime Milan del Bosch. Is reminds me always, this picture, of Lord Jesus driving money lenders and horse traders from his father's temple. Is possible to imagine Molina saying exactly same thing. "Out of My Father's House," escept in this case his father is General Franco, not God. Was not really his father, but is apt metaphor. Franco is father of all proper Spain. Unfortunate for country, King Juan Carlos is prove chicken—he was very young at the time—and could not support the reinstatement of order. In consequence, Spain has suffered under the yoke of democracy for past 25 years. Is not a total sad story, though. Molina went on to become famous actor, and star in Hollywood films about Diego de Rivera and to play Doctor. Octopos in Spider-Man movie. Is shame he did not get country he wanted, and I am sure he wait in exile for triumphant return, plotting and planning for the right time. We will be with him.
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Manuel StimulationDo Not Panic. Kill All Birds. (20.2.2006, 14:12 UTC)
Is report in El País is saying three birds with the flu have been found in Spain and is possible causing trouble for the economy. Many people are making big panic over what happen if someone catch bird flu off birds. This is not very likely, in my opinion. In first, most people do not mix with birds socially. In second, even people who work with birds are not inhaling their germs or blowing their noses for them but, like in picture above, chopping off their heads, which is well known as sure-fire cure for flu. In third, anyone who is getting very close to birds in order to be contracting the flu must be involved in illegal bestial activity, in which best solution is to kill them along with all the birds, which prevnt spread of flu and also is in accord with natural justice. We should not get into the habit of scare-monging. It will only cause rumour and innuendo to spread among the more stupid of the population and soon we end up with food riots and hoarding and communism. Is just necessary to continue with killing the birds as we always do, but to expand industry to include all birds; perhaps we could also try to eat the new birds we kill: raven, scarecrow, swan, seagull. Like in old days when small bird was stuff inside bigger bird, which was stuff inside bigger bird again. Up the arse. Would be big, big feast of bird!
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Manuel StimulationNice Poem in English (17.2.2006, 17:20 UTC)
I manage to have no work this afternoon in the office, so I sit down to write a nice poem in English for everyone about my love for beautiful Spain. Is not easy in not my first language, but here it is. Is called Glorious Nation. I am liking to wear the new clothesAnd writing poetry, it gives me much pleasureSaying my prayers is a duty I loveAnd I go on pilgrimages for my leisure The walking give me time for reflectionBut is hard here because of the rainAnd thinking too much is not good anywayIs a way to give yourself mental pain Intellectual exercise is a thing to bewareFor faith is one true path to salvationThought lead to headaches, confusion, and communismAll bad for stability of the nation Love of Jesus is all that our meek souls requireTo make us realize we are unworthy and shitHis sacrifice put in perspective how easy life isAnd inspire us so we never quit Is an attitude you find in all part of SpainWhere order, God, law is the normAnd it make me so proud of my wonderful homeThat I cry tears that make my heart warm. And so is my wish that all could be the SpanishSo they could enjoy this pride tooBut the Basques and the Catalans, they don’t want to knowSo I always just tell them: Fuck you. Is not possible, I know, for all to be Spanish like meThough trips to Madrid are in fashionBut next best thing, if you want the true SpainIs watch Mel Gibson film called The Passion. Thank you.
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Manuel StimulationNot Just Best in the World: Richest in the World (16.2.2006, 10:36 UTC)
is picture of poor Malclom Glazer, with face like bum of baboon. He is miserable because team he has bought, Manchester United, is now officially shit and a waste of money. New report say that Real madrid is now the richest team in the world instead of United, which make it both the richest AND the best. Is makes perfect sense, of course, that the best wil be the richest, because everyone want to see the genius Zidane play and wear his name on their shirt, or pretend to be David beckham and wear hair like gay mohican and sleep with Skinny Spice. Is children in Madrid also, I know, who try to make themselves look like Ronaldo and Robert Carlos, and their parents are proud but also not let their children out the house because they scare the other children. Still, is better to look like Ronaldo and play for Madrid than to look like Maclom Glazer and own Manchester United. Imagine that!
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Manuel StimulationDo Not Join English Police—Is Not Even Allowed to Pleasure Yourself!! (15.2.2006, 17:57 UTC)
Is typical English Bobby. What is he doing with his other hand? I read in great British institution The Sun that English policeman caught pleasuring hisself in car is arrest by his fellow police! As like they do not do the same thing themselfs! Is something very wrong with police freedom in democracies. The police have none at all, whereas in beautiful Spain they get free sex whenever they want. Is amazing that more English police are not going to Spain to work, isn't it?
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Manuel StimulationNow Try Stop Them Crapping in Street!! (15.2.2006, 10:58 UTC)
Is models of Catalan figure called Caganer; is tradition in that backward part of Spain to feature Caganer in nativity scenes. Is big disgrace that while baby jesus is being born from his mother's virgin womb that man should be taking shit in corner of stable. Who invite him?! Is he world's first Protestant? In Catalunya is acceptable behaviour, however, because they have no sense of decorum or consideration for other people. Local government there is try to change this now with new laws to stop pissing in street, skateboarding, the busking, and what is called "agressive begging,"a something we know all about in Dublin (see my previous post down underneath on The Chuggers). We Madrilenos laugh at very idea of Barcelona try to clean itself up. As you can see from Caganer, is traditional for Catalans to be unhygienic in open air, to shit in the corners, rearrange themselves in public, and cetera. Much as we loathe the primitive behaviour of our Catalan cousins, we also look with fond contempt on their traditions and think it part of Spanish diversity, which give Catalunya its medieval charm. Is fun for the tourists, but no normal person want to live there. Even Caganer was remove this year from Barcelona's official Christmas display, to send out message to Catalans: Don't Shit in the Street Anymore! We await with amusement to see this law fail.
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Manuel StimulationDo Not Join American Police—Sex Is Not Free! (14.2.2006, 17:32 UTC)
Is members of CHiPS motorbike policemen with illegal alien they have arrest. Is a joke. I write below last week about how police are receiving free sex in Spain from prostitutes, but in America the police are being forced to pay. Fortunately, they only use taxpayers money. Article says detecitves recieve sexual services from masseuses in Virginia. yes, Virginia! Is what in Spain we call "irony." Is okay, though, because only unmarried detectives get to receive handjobs or blowings from the masseuses, and I espect they use the condoms, so it mean no Catholic detectives is involved. Is good. Is not correct for Catholic detectives to be committing sins. Either they must have the sex unprotected or stay in the car with doughnuts and pleasure themselves there. I am surprise that American cops pay for sex, but that must be the how the free market works. Is another reason why dictatorship is much better: Police and civil servants are protected by the state and can have anything they want, and therefore there is not the corruption that we see in USA, where police are tempted by the backhanders and promise of the rimmings. Is all shows need for a Generalissimo Franco in America too. I know we all miss him, but perhaps George W. Bush could be new Franco: All he need do is become Catholic, I think.
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Manuel StimulationHappy Valentine's: Kiss a Nun!! (14.2.2006, 10:38 UTC)
Today is the feast day of St. valentine, when all the heterosexual lovers of the world buy flwoers and cards and chocoloates for one another (I do not know what the homosexual ones do, and frank, I don't not WANT to know). But is important on day like today that we also think of all those people who do not have lovers, because for them today is very depressing. Of course, Jesus loves us all, but he is not sending cards to everyone because it is not that sort of love; is a more pure love, with no chance of alcohol-sodden sex at end of the day or bad head next morning. No, I am thinking of people like nuns and priests, who everyone RESPECTS but who do not get any love today, even though they are almost human like the rest of us. Is obligated to all of us today to kiss a nun or a priest. Because i am not having a girlfriends myself, I shall be kissing all the nuns I can find today, and saying to them, "Happy Valentine's Day, Nun! You are my Valentine." I cannot ask them to marry me, because they are married to Jesus already, so it would be bigamy. But I think Jesus is a very open-minded kind of husband who will not mind me kissing as many of his wives as I can. There is convent on Baggot Street where I will stand outside at lunchtime for the nuns, and I will not charge them any money. I will surprise them all with kisses. Even the ugly ones, and most of nuns are ugly. Is why Jesus marry them in first place: No one else will have them. He is so very kind like that.
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Manuel StimulationIs a Big Italian Blasphemer! (13.2.2006, 15:37 UTC)
Is Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, who say this weekend that he is the Jesus Christ of politics. Is a big disgrace. Everyone know that El Generalissimo Francisco Franco is the Jesus Christ of politics. he save Spain for the Christianity from atheists and anarchists and communists of Soviet-backed Republic. Make Spain the beautiful country it is today, with the sunshine and pretty girls and golf courses and nice wines and paella. I like very much Silvio Berlusconi. He has good ideas for Italy and he IS very much like Napoleon, as he has also said. One day Italy will be like a Spain for the not so rich or discerning, if he is allowed to stay in power or if he can establish proper dictatorship, but he must remember who he is and not develop ideas above his station. he will never be a saviour like Franco.
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Manuel StimulationWomen's Rugby: Is Not Natural! (13.2.2006, 11:23 UTC)
In España this weekend, Spain women's rugby team lose to England women's rugby team by 86 points to 3. Is makes clear that rugby is not game to be played by normal women. Is perhaps too late for country such as England, with its feminism and lesbians and country of weak men ruled by Margaret Thatcher. You can see that the women there are already become the strong and the powerful with wearing trousers and smoking cigars and drinking and swearing. In Spain, however, the women are still natural, delicate beautiful flowers who do as they are told and kept indoors so that they will not be corrupted by the outside world, which we poor men have to the obligation to deal with in order to protect our wives and mothers and girlfriends. When I have a girlfreind, I will treat her this way, of course. She will not be English. I try irish girls instead. They are more normal. The some of them.
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Manuel StimulationI am Mistaked! There IS Good Modern Art (10.2.2006, 11:01 UTC)
I am saying perviously that modern art is making me mad and that it is all the crap, but I am forgetting the wonderful Spanish painter and all-about genius SalvadorDalí. Dalí is fabulous painter and nice man, a royalist and good patriotic Spaniard who is living in house with eggs on top in Cadaques. This is painting of crucifixion; see how he deals respectfully with religious iconography. Lady at bottom of picture is his beloved and gorgeous wife Gala, who he love so much that once he sodomize her in the Prado. Round the back. I prsent this picture in order to show also that I am man big enough to concede when he has made an error. I am not wanting people to imagine that I am somehow fount of all wisdom and knowledge. Of course, that is Jesus. So I want to let people know that it is possible that I can be mistaken on some subjects; after all, I am only human, even if I am Spanish. Spain is not a country of dogmatic demagogueries. No. That is Russia. And France. Spain is beautiful and democratic and open-eared and welcoming to all other inferior nationalities. Is the Spanish way.
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Manuel StimulationWatch Out! Is Madman Psychopath Dictator! (9.2.2006, 12:50 UTC)
Is picture of our handsome king, Juan Carlos, sitting close to Russian psychopath Vladimir Putin. For me, is sitting too close. Is very dangerous. Putin is man from KGB, able to kill with bare hands and responsible for takeover of former Soviet Union by los oligarchs and al capone gangesters. El Rey has not experience of dealing with men such as crazed lunatic Putin, who could explode at any moment and kill everyone around him in rage of red and brown mist. I think Putin come to Spain to leanr how to make Russia into stable, beautiful, and peaceful democracy. He want to learn how we treat basques and catalans to make them less difficult, so he can do same with Chechen recidivists. Of course, now we also have far left misrulers in our beautiful Spain, Putin is also keen to develop international solidarity with Zapatero socialists and gang up on Christians, Catholic Chruch, normal people. Is possible to tell from body language El Rey is not wanting to do Zapatero's dirty work. He probably thinking about polo or nice day on his yacht. I don't blame him. Would you?
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Manuel StimulationTennis Is Evil Sport: It Make You Gay! (8.2.2006, 10:45 UTC)
Is picture of Amelie Mauresmo, French lesbian. See how hairy she is. Did you know that there are 73 homosexuals in Madrid. yes, that many. And they ALL play tennis. How I know this? becauase 20 Minutos report that new gay tennis club is opening in Madrid, and it have 73 members. Here is home page. Club is call Madpoint. Is because all normal people see homosexuals there and get mad and point at them. I think when I read it that it is impossible for 73 homosexuals to be in Madrid. El Generalissimo had them all shot after the war. Then I think perhaps that these people are foreigners, bringing dirty foreign habits to beautiful Spain. But no, it seem they are Spanish (probably have foreign ancestors though). Then I conclude, it must be tennis that is making them gay. And slowly I understand how this is possible, with the men's doubles and the ladies doubles, which encouage too much proximity with members of own sex, and also all the suggestive language: Forehand, backhand, rubber, volley, lob, service, "It's 20-Love." "No, it's 35-sugarplum," and "New balls, please," "What a relief, I was up all night shooting my gunk into the rectum of Italian backpacker." You see how insidiously these ideas permeate into Christian culture? Burn down your local teniis club today. Or beter yet, build golf course in its place!
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Manuel StimulationIs Major Disaster of Biblical Proportion (7.2.2006, 10:20 UTC)
Thanks to Doctor. Macaroon, I discover that I am nominate for best blogger in Irish Blog Awards. This is wonderful news and very correct. Is must be that the judges read my blog and recognize how beautiful Spain is (I am being very humble: Is Spain and God and Generalissimo Franco who do all the work). However, I also discover that two things I write are included in category called Most Humourous Post. This I am not understanding. What is funny about Bendidorm or Spanish Civil War? Is many innocent Falangists die so that people today can play golf in Marbella. A lot of money was spent on guns and bullets in killing thousands and thousands of communists and campesinos after war that could have been spent on clubhouses. Is not something to make fun about. I think is perhaps a cultural misunderstanding. The mad Irish think, with their dark, perverted humour, that I am making joke. Is why they put me in that catergory. Very well. I will live with this mistake and now you must go and vote for me, so that when I win I can go to award ceremony and make speech telling all Ireland about catastrophic category mistake and how Spain would not be wonderful place it is today if not for war and El Generalissimo. Is all very well they fly to Spain and play golf and drink our beer and eat our scampi. But they should not laugh at the sacrifice that Spanish Christian people made so that Spain could be like that for them. Also, you must vote for my chinese friend Gan Ching and for my good friend Joseph McManus of CIA, who is telling everyone to vote for me so I win. In fact, vote for everyone, so everyone is winner, and then let God choose. That would be enough for me to be happy (and I know I would be clear winner then). Now, here is picture of disaster of biblical proportion:
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Manuel StimulationJoin the Police—Is Free Sex! (3.2.2006, 14:31 UTC)
Is typical prostitute in Bilbao. I know: I have been there! Story today report that prison officer in Madrid is trying to get sex for free off prostitutes by flashing his prison officer card at them and tell them he is police officer. He is being arrested. I assume is because he is impersonating police officer. Only police officers are allowed to have sex for free with prostitutes. Is the same thing in Ireland, I think, but I have not met any prostitutes in Ireland. I do not think they have them, because it is a very religious country and the people would stone them to death in correct Christian manner. Here, I think, the Garda Siochana are spilling their seed on the ground, like Onan, or perhaps they sit in their cars with handkerchiefs and watch pretty girls. I do not know. Is pretty disgusting, isn't it.
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Manuel StimulationIreland—For the Best Beggars in the World! (2.2.2006, 15:18 UTC)
Is big miracle happen on street in Limerick. Beggar man who is blind and disabled miraculously recover vision and ability to walk and drink coffee. And only in Ireland is possible that no one take any notice! That is how religious people are here. Miracles happen every single day and for Irish people is no big deal. God of course pick the poorest and worst off beggar to do his miracle on. In Dublin on street is possible to encounter very many chuggers (this is their official name). Chuggers is people who wear bibs in the street (I suppose because they eat while they work) and say they work for a charity then take all the money from your bank account. In real they are all students, but if they stop you on street and say "I am a student, give me your money," they would get worse insults than they get at the moment and probably even a punch in the head. Miracle-cured beggar must now find proper job. Let us hope he does not become chugger. Is a step down!
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Manuel StimulationSmash Moroccan Imperialism (1.2.2006, 14:56 UTC)
According to news item here, Morocco information minister is criticizing moron Zapatero's visit to Mellila and Ceuta. Morocco want these bits of Spain to be Moroccan. Is terrible!Zapatero should tell Moroccans No Way. Mellila and Ceuta is integral part of Spain, as was Morocco back in good old days. This is example of lunatics trying to take over asylum.Information minister need to get his geography sorted out. Morocco is originally Spanish, historically, so makes no sense for bits of Spain to "become" Moroccan.Zapatero is a complete moron, but he is our complete moron, a Spanish moron, so we must support him against Moroccans who don't want to be Spanish and try to colonize Spain.El Generalissimo must be spin in his grave.
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Manuel StimulationChrist on a Bike! (1.2.2006, 14:20 UTC)
No. Is not Christ on a Bike. Is more like a trolley. Also, is not Christ. Is Satan. Is a big mistake many people make. Especially mistake made by RCD Mallorca, Catalan team on Balearic Islands. Morons have mascot called Dimonió, is looking like Stan. Is idea stolen from manchester United mascot, red devil. Stupido idea because manchester united is shit, and now also mallorca is shit. Why make mascot a malevolent force and espect good fortune? Is asking for trouble. Should follow idea of Real Madrid and make Jesus their mascot, although of course, will not work for them, because Jesus only support one team. Is nice slogan, I think: Make Jesus Your Mascot. I will have T shirt made with slogan and picture of Jesus on cross giving thumbs up. With Real Madrid rosette pinned in chest. Will sell many many copies and make me rich. Then I leave this fucking stinkhole, lovely Ireland, and thereby prove it corect idea to make Jesus my mascot. It work for me!
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Manuel StimulationIs a Filthy Lying Homosexual Communist Movie with a Heart of Gold (1.2.2006, 11:17 UTC)
Is Brokeback Mountain by homosexual-sympathising pervert Ang Lee. Is Taiwanese. What you expect? But has important message for everyone about youngsters not doing as they are told and how more discipline is needed today. I have not seen it yet, but is going to win lots of trophies at Oscar ceremonies in sadly decadent and once-powerful United States of America, where the homosexuals in especial live (see Defeatists). I am hoping that Christian religious people will make big protests against this movie. Is indicative of dangers of letting men wear silly outfits and ride on horses, which is thing really only a lady should do. America should have learned from Village People and CHiPS and John Wayne Gacy, famous Chicago serial killer who dress up as cowboy AND clown and star in True Grit. Also I am surprise very much about Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. Well, maybe not about Jake Gyllenhaal. But I espect now that they will be famous. You can call me a cynical if you want to, but is clear that film industry is full of them. It would never happen in Spain.
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Manuel StimulationKeep Your Kids Indoors!! (31.1.2006, 10:23 UTC)
Article in newspaper La Razón say that obesity is contagious. You can catch it off fat people! Best thing to do is to make sure your children do not catch it off the fat ones in school. Keep your children at home, let them watch television and play with Xbox, not go outside where they could meet with the fat. If they go out to eat, you take them to place where they can be supervise, like McDonald's, like children above, although, as you can see, is already too late for these kids. They have already caught the fatness. In real, they should be locked up so that they do not give it to other children. Next time you see a fat, run for your life. They will not catch you.
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Manuel StimulationIs a Filthy Lying Homosexual Communist Movie with a Heart of Gold (27.1.2006, 12:26 UTC)
Is Salò by Communist homosexual pervert Pier Paolo Pasolini. Is Italian. What you expect? But has important message for everyone about youngsters not doing as they are told and how more discipline is needed today. Is introduction to my answer to Noreen who is always correct meme. I check her blog and also my friend Joe McManus for inspiration and get none so invent my answers for myself. I see also that they cheat answers, with not always seven, so I give also that liberty. Here is my reply: 7 things I cannot do: Shake hands with a homosexual. Kiss a lady with mouth open. Is disgusting. Talk Basque or Catalan, but why should I? They should talk Spanish. Wear ladies’ clothes in public. Understand Irish sense of humour. They are mad. Eat meat on a Friday. Forgive sinners. Is for Jesus to do. 7 things I do before I die: Is meeting the pope. Any pope, is not matter which, but not a dead one. Is no good. Make pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostela on knees. Make pilgrimage to Lourdes on knees. Make climb up Croagh Patrick mountain on knees. Make flight to Bethlehem, where baby Jesus is being born, on knees (but is long way, so in First Class) Comb hair (before going to meet Saint Peter). Clean teeth and have manicure and pedicure (and also buff hard skin off knees). 7 things for a city to be for me nice: Lots of churches (Catholic ones, please) No public transport. No restaurants. No discotheques. No lighting after dusk. No public toilets or swimming baths or saunas or other such places where homosexuals congregate for the bending. Everyone talk Spanish. 7 things I say: Hola Lo siento Gracias Buenas Noches. Por Favor Adios ¿Usted ocultará los condoms condimentados en el florero grande en la tabla en el pasillo? 7 books I like: I am not reading many books. Therefore i will say only four: The Holy Bible (New testament, especially the parts with Jesus in). Franco: Un Balance Historico, by Pio Moa The Poems of St. John of the Cross La Vida Es Sueno, by Calderon de la Barca 7 Films I like: The Passion of the Christ, by Mr. Mel Gibson. Is SO realistic and true to life. Just like a documentary. Raza, which is film that show how El Generalissimo is good writer. Franco: Ese Hombre is by same director. Is very good. Marcelino pan y vino All Spanish children is loving this film about a boy stung by scirpion who meet Jesus. Salo, as in picture at top. The Greatest Story Ever Told. Little Women. 7 Other People to Pass this Meme to: Is the Defeatist communist perverts, Doctor Macaroo, Veldi, and Bad rash. Is enough I think. And is finish now. Is all I do Noreen?
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Manuel StimulationStop the Foreign Racism in Spanish Football! (25.1.2006, 14:17 UTC)
Is Catalan moron Samuel Eto'o holding off Basque moron Luis Prieto. Is big trouble this week after Samuel Eto'o spit at Bilbao defender Esposito and manager Javier Clemente say is behaviour of someone who have just come down from the trees. Also, in same match Portuguese player Deco pull the hair of Carlos Gurpegi like a little girl and get sent off. Of course, for all right-thinking people, all this disgusting behaviour is very funny. Catalans, Portugueses, and Basques is behaving like big children in playground squabblings. But is also serious, because it bring the name of the Spanish Liga into disrepute. They should remember that they are guests in our country and should behave as such. They should learn to be like the genius Zidane, who is French yet perfect Spanish gentleman.
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Manuel StimulationIs Political Correctness Gone Mad! (23.1.2006, 17:38 UTC)
Here is picture of happy-go-lucky urchin on Madrid street corner. See how sophisticated and cool he looks. Now look again. Yes. He is cool and sophisticated because is smoking cigarette. But now, Socialist misrulers in Spain have made law to stop Spanish people freely smoking whenever they want. Will deprive urchin of one of the few pleasures he have in life. Is big disgrace! Smoking is big part of Spanish national culture. Everyone can do it, and it creates community spirit and helps break down generation gap. Urchin can mitch cigarette off his father or even off grandfather if is still alive. Only weak-kneed socialists and homosexuals afraid of secondhand smoke make rules against smoking, because they are not man enough to deal with smoke. Is pathetic. Smoke is not even a solid! I think.
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Manuel StimulationMuseum Lose Modern Art Sculpture: Good! (20.1.2006, 10:28 UTC)
Report in news say big pieces of metal by famous "sculptor" that were not on display anyway were lost by museum in Madrid "accidentally." I do not think so. I think metal is melted down and sold to be put to some good use and money also used for something worthwhile. Here is modern art painting. Is Guernica, by mad Communist painter Pablo Picasso. Is TOTAL misrepresentation of events! Look at light bulb in middle of picture. Basques do not have light bulbs. Is travesty of truth! Modern art is making me very angry. Instead, here is nice photograph of a flower: That is much better, isn't it?
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Manuel StimulationPlease for Someone to Explain This Joke to Me (19.1.2006, 10:21 UTC)
Mr. Joe McManus of the CIA has sent me by e-mail a joke, but is not making sense to me. Is a priest in a restaurant finishing his meal. Waiter come to him. Waiter: Tell me, Father. How did you find Jesus?Priest: I just looked under the lettuce, and there he was. Is perhaps the punchline missing from the e-mail? Or is perhaps example of "mad Irish humour" exemplified by Mr. Gay Byrne and Mr. Gerry Adams? Please to help me, some people.
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Manuel StimulationIreland—For Best Television in the World! (17.1.2006, 15:55 UTC)
I do not watch much television, but I have seen on RTE recently this wonderful documentary series call Father Ted about Irish priests who live on a small island with housekeeper and bishop and Chinese people and choirboys. Is all a wonderful programme. My heart is made very warm when i see how the old traditions are still kept alive in the TRUE Ireland, the Holy Roman Catholic Ireland of Jesus Christ' day. Everyone still treat priests with respect and always laugh with them and have joyful time except when bishop come, which is very serious, as it should be. One concern, though. Not enough time devoted to showing them in church. We should see them, I think, more doing the Mass and funerals and christenings and suchlike. Programme makes it seem priests do nothing except sit around writing songs about horses. Is not true. Only small amount of their time taken up by that behaviour, and really only in Ballymun. I recommend this programme very much. Is only sad that priests like these are dying out.
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Manuel StimulationSoon They Take Anyone! (17.1.2006, 14:02 UTC)
News today report that the Guardia Civil of Castellon has decided to re-admit to the Corps one of its members after he underwent a sex change operation. The former man, Jose Carlos Romero, is now Alba Romero, a woman! Ingles-language report say that Romero was originally dismissed from Corps for having "ambiguous genitals." What is ambiguous genitals? Is mean her genitals can live on land and in water? I do not understand. Is she some form of lizard? Next they take frogs! (No, is not anti-French joke, like Gerard Depardieu reference beforehand, but reasonable comment expressive of alarm and contempt at above reading story). Still, is nice looking man, no?
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Manuel StimulationPure Guinness (16.1.2006, 12:15 UTC)
Is a phrase they use in Ireland to say something is really good. Is Zinedine Zidane. He score three goals in one match against Sevilla this weekend. Three in one match!! Is a record, I think. Is French player originally, but from Algeria, which is closer to Spain, so really he is more Spanish thahn French. This would make sense to why he play so perfect at Madrid. Also, he doesn't look French. He look more like madrileno. Very Handsome. French man is more like Gerard Depardieu. Is why Spain not do so well in World Cup tournaments. All bestSpanish players play for other countries.
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