Gray Apple10 random terms for masturbation (10.12.2005, 10:48 UTC)
Walking the dog Clicking the mouse Sneezing the nose Eating the cheese Mastering the debate Washing the face Kissing the woman Driving the bus Petting the kitty Running the water tap.
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Gray AppleSleep (3.12.2005, 19:37 UTC)
I had such a good night of sleep yesterday. My brother stole my computer for the night leaving me with the cable. The most I could do was use the email system on the cable box… but… it’s crap. I felt kinda tired around 10:30, but I really wanted to see Oprah (for some odd reason), on some generic US chat show that always pops-up on some random channel. But I passed out about 11:30, woke up at 2am with Tool Time playing. I switched off the TV, went to bed and had a very fucking...
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Gray AppleMerry Christmas… again (29.11.2005, 21:10 UTC)
Sorry… Merry Christmas
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Gray AppleChristmas Message (29.11.2005, 20:26 UTC)
As Christmas comes near, with westlife wanting number1 and with the joy that is black ice on the roads. I and the band that (was) is the best, we would love to say:. HOE HOE HOE Merry Christmas
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Gray AppleO2 X1i and the iTunes phone (26.11.2005, 22:37 UTC)
I am a happy user of the O2 X1i. In ICT/Computer class a girl I knew asked ‘Is that the iTunes phone’. Now I’ve owned this phone for a few months (after the death of my Nokia 3100) and I’ve never looked at it in any other way as my cheap little phone that does what I want it to do. Today I was sitting watching MTV UK and seen the crappy ‘iTunes on you’r phone baby’ advert and my phone rang. Both look kida the same, as ugly as each other.
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Gray AppleI’m gona be a MSN beta tester (24.11.2005, 19:09 UTC)
From : msftconn @microsoft.com Sent : 23 November 2005 21:24:24 To : like i’m really gona post that@hotmail.co.uk Subject : MSN Beta Recruitment Program Welcome to the MSN Beta Program! Thanks for signing up. We understand how excited you are to get started, and we want to get going, too. We’re working as fast as we can to figure out the best way for us to get your feedback. We know the waiting is the hardest part, but soon we’ll be sending you an invitation for a spec...
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Gray AppleDear Microsoft (20.11.2005, 01:39 UTC)
I have been using your msn messenger software for the windows platfom since 1999. I first ran msn messenger version 4 (it could have been 3) and was quite found of it, I had my n00b phase back then. Version 5 was a huge update for me, you moved stuff around, you made everything look so much more 3d, smilies went from basic to fancy, it was a happy day, I was very happy with version 5! Version 6 was when it went down hill. You Gave us display pictures, which I love… but…. a few p...
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Gray AppleMore Flash Fun-dom! (19.11.2005, 12:27 UTC)
Cillit Bang Hardcore Dance Remix
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Gray AppleChavs! (19.11.2005, 10:57 UTC)
I am inlove with this flash what is a chav? Chav is popular slang term that originated in England but is now used throughout the United Kingdom. It is usually used in a derogatory fashion, referring to a subcultural stereotype of a person with: * fashions such as flashy “bling” jewellery and/or counterfeit designer clothes (particularly Burberry); * a tendency to congregate around places such as fast-food outlets or other shopping areas; * a culture of antisocial be...
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Gray AppleIntel Mac iBooks shipping. (17.11.2005, 20:41 UTC)
20:37:04 Me: OMFG 20:37:06 Me: OMFG 20:37:09 Me: INTEL MACS 20:37:18 Me: HTTP://APPLE.COM! 20:37:22 Me: NOW! 20:37:45 Caius: WHAT? 20:37:50 Me: APPLE NOW 20:37:54 Me: INTEL iBOOK SHIPPING! 20:38:00 Me: I WAS WAITING ON AN UPDATE! 20:38:09 Caius: Your Digital Life, To Go With a fast PowerPC G4 processor running at accelerated speeds up to 1.42GHz, 20:38:12 Caius: ^o) 20:38:15 Me: _ 20:38:20 Me: I wanted to make you go to apple 20:38:24 Caius: you wanker 20:38:27 Me: ta.
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Gray AppleSony DRM (11.11.2005, 18:56 UTC)
SONY A FUCKING IDIOTS WITH THE IQ AND COCK SIZE TO PROVE IT There… there’s my rant over the whole thing. I have no further comments… Story
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Gray AppleThe font is back. (10.11.2005, 20:12 UTC)
The Apple classic font (Chicago if I’m right) which lived in MacOS right up until the OSX switch and was the font used by iPod G1-G4 and the mini. When Apple refreshed the iPod line with the iPod with colour screen, many thought that Chicago was dead and would never come back… Today I took a look at the iTunes Video Store to see what they had to offer (like I was really gona spend £2 on a bluddy music video) well… bloggers and blogetts…. Daniel Powter has came and s...
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Gray AppleSpam (9.11.2005, 23:27 UTC)
If your looking at this post in basic HTML it would seem the site is fucked. I won’t be emailing anyone tonight to fix it really so I can suggest you bookmark GrayApple and check back tomorrow when its fixed. Sorry. -GrayApple Since this WAS the spam post… all I can say is Any other bloggers, block ip 209.200.11.101
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Gray AppleMacOS and Unix :O!? (7.11.2005, 19:18 UTC)
A few years ago, I came across a Unix based OS. It was made by Apple and it ran on the Finder GUI. It could run both Unix and MacOS apps. and it included a text command screen. No, I’m not talking about OSX, I’m talking apple Apple A/UX (Apple Unix). I wonder how many people have heard about it? Apple Unix
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Gray AppleI Hate… (5.11.2005, 02:33 UTC)
...Chavs, Smicks, Spydes, Scallies or what ever the hell you want to call them. To my non-english/irish readers, Chavs are basically white trash, but who wear over priced shoes and have the same basic hair cut. They be cunts. Just thought I’d say that… Night
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Gray AppleAol 6.0 (3.11.2005, 18:32 UTC)
Ever watch that AOL 6.0 joke advert thing and think ‘who the hell is the dude you just seem really over.. happy of his hate for AOL?’ Well people… I have the answer! It’s our wee Alex from Diggnation :- )
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Gray AppleButt Dance. (3.11.2005, 00:34 UTC)
Joy
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Gray AppleLive.com (2.11.2005, 16:42 UTC)
Live.com is apprently going to be the base for Microsofts online version of Windows so I’m thinking they just gona built a Web OS locked to the Microsoft Web Broswer called explorer somthing or other. Anyway, as a Firefox + Mac user I get one leg over safari users, but i loose a leg… because I’m a mac user from windows users (?). So, I head over to live.com, looks OK, a bit broken but it IS Mikerowsoft anyway, I got this cute little message – – Will Microsoft&#821...
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Gray Applex.4.3 killed front row.. kinda (2.11.2005, 15:12 UTC)
As you may well know, I love front row, I mean… when I saw front row flying onto my computer I shouted yes at 8:30am while I was recovering from the flu… Last night I updated to Happy Service Pack 3, since on Monday night I was out from 5:30pm till about 6pm the next day. Today I felt like flicking though my iTunes play list with front row, but I got a slight shock… —This is my desktop, very cluttered. Link —This is my dock, very nice and simple with Chris Pontius...
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Gray AppleHAPPY SERVICE PACK!!!!!!! THREEE (1.11.2005, 21:30 UTC)
me: is exposé more.. nice? caius: yeah me: its more me: swwoosh… caius: : – )
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Gray AppleJobs (31.10.2005, 02:45 UTC)
I’ve been reading this blook for about a week now, I can sum up how the dude feels about jobs in my own little way. He’s a cunt, but a nice cunt
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Gray AppleiTunes installer… for windows… An Open Letter to Apple. (29.10.2005, 23:46 UTC)
Dear Apple, I DON’T FUCKING WANT QUICKTIME INSTALLED WITH iTUNES AS A BUNDLE!, Bundle Quicktime technology inside iTunes! And If you DO have to force me with Quicktime on the Windows platform… DONT FUCKING PUT A LITTLE BLUE ‘Q’ IN MY SYSTEM BAR!. Love… GrayApple XxXxOoOo I had to sit and reinstall Windows XP on my laptop (My own fault, I pulled the power cable out while booting XP and fucked the whole system up)... uhh, Not in the mood for ...
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Gray AppleCOMMING SOON (27.10.2005, 22:10 UTC)
APPLE MACINTOSH OPERATING SYSTEM VERSION 10 POINT 4 CODENAMED TIGER UPDATE # 3 _ And who is gona take this piss out of it… ME!
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Gray AppleOh dear God (27.10.2005, 21:51 UTC)
Hi well i’m a big McFly fan and i respect that you don’t like their music but they are all very funny lads and i think people should see that before slating them. Just because you think their music’s crap doesn’t mean that you have to slate the guys off themself. it really annoys me when peop(esp guys) do this. So I’m happy that you saw their personalities and realised that they are pretty cool guys. And yes i agree their hair is great! There, this is a good comm...
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Gray AppleFun little FrontRow Bug (27.10.2005, 00:33 UTC)
Press F11 to enter Exposé... Leaving Dashboard… As your desktop as comming back into view… it slides to the top… and is still comming back… as your real desktop is still on screen… and FR’s background will take up 1/4 of the screen… Confused? Link
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Gray AppleMy blog is worth. (25.10.2005, 12:13 UTC)
My blog is worth $1,693.62. How much is your blog worth?
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Gray AppleMac Mini and front row (25.10.2005, 08:39 UTC)
Just incase apple legal track me down and send me to jail, where I will have to be a man who is twice the size on me’s bitch… I Got front row to run on my base model Mac Mini, everying works to plan, bar DVD where I get an error telling me it can’t read the disk. coughTUAW*cough* UPDATE… Caius is a cunt.
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Gray AppleOh noes.. (23.10.2005, 17:59 UTC)
... Aswell as having a sore back, I now have the flu.. and i just sneezed and it was not nice to say the least. I went to bed around 2 am and had a hard time falling asleep. I woke up at random points durning the night until 5:30am, I felt like shit and I was hungy (Yes. hungy is a cute word) so i though I’d just trick myself into thinking I just ate because i really really felt like a pile of poopie. Drank the milk… then ended up in the bathroom throwing it up. Woke up at random ...
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Gray AppleI am posting this from Dashboard. (23.10.2005, 00:37 UTC)
Hey, I found this wee widget that lets me blog though word press though my dashboard, grab it from http://www.dashboardwidgets.com/showcase/details.php?wid=661 .. since its 1:30am and I’m too lazy to the URL html type thing.. stick the link into your address bar.
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Gray AppleMcFly (21.10.2005, 13:17 UTC)
I watched the Frank Skinner Show last night on UTV/ITV1 and one of the guests was the band McFly. Off the bat I can say I’ve never liked them,their songs are all the same and… well… They all have nice hair ¬,¬. Anyway… I still hate their music, but when I heard on of them say ‘First thing he packs is his porn’ ‘He writes on ‘em saying DUGGIES PORN’ I thought… fuck… I like them… Can’t stand their music, but I...
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