the night shift (9.12.2005, 14:06 UTC)
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the night shiftfrom the british sausage council (9.12.2005, 14:05 UTC)
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the night shiftJake was on his deathbed. His wife Susan, was main... (9.12.2005, 11:39 UTC)
Jake was on his deathbed. His wife Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face.Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.'My darling Susan,' he whispered. 'Hush, my love,' she said.'Rest. Shhh. Don't talk.' He was insistent.'Susan,' he said in his tired voice. 'I have something I must confess to you.''There's nothing to confess,' replied the weeping Susan.'Everything's all right, go to sleep.'...
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the night shiftPostmans late, wot ye done wit me postie, gllian a... (9.12.2005, 10:28 UTC)
Postmans late, wot ye done wit me postie, gllian aint turned up for work 2day, it was the works party last night, hhmmmm, we dont have a party, well we do but we,re not wanted, we do get invited, we get a letter sent out to us stating that if we wish to go to the christmas party please let us know in advance as places are limited, what a bunch of tight wads, all these feckers from stillorgan go every year but do the ground troops go, do they actually think we would turn up and cause a rammy, mos...
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the night shifti,m on strike or a go-slow or something, in sympat... (9.12.2005, 08:54 UTC)
i,m on strike or a go-slow or something, in sympathy with the workers of Irish Ferries, cant you spot the difference, i,m freakin hung over again and we,ve got a couple of bollox in the front car park tending the garden area=WITH A COUPLE OF FECKIN CHAINSAWS, aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhanyhoo how,s your day, a venue has been chosen for the Irish Blog Awards- 4Dame Lane, Dublin, the date being the last saturday in January, :)
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the night shiftWalking into the bar, Hamish said to the barman, '... (9.12.2005, 08:37 UTC)
Walking into the bar, Hamish said to the barman, 'Pour me a large Scotch, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman.''Oh yeah,' said Eddie. 'And how did this one end?''When it was over,' Hamish replied, 'she came to me on her hands and knees.''Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?'She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you gutless bastard!'
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the night shiftRecently scientists revealed that beer contains sm... (9.12.2005, 08:36 UTC)
Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.No further testing is planned.
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the night shiftAccording to a news report, a certain private scho... (6.12.2005, 14:05 UTC)
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. S...
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the night shiftInspiration and words of wisdom for the whiners am... (6.12.2005, 12:41 UTC)
Inspiration and words of wisdom for the whiners among us1. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.2. Do I look like a fucking people person?3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?8. You!... Off my planet!9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.10...
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the night shiftOK so it,s about the 2nd or 3rd week of the shift ... (5.12.2005, 15:20 UTC)
OK so it,s about the 2nd or 3rd week of the shift change, day shift ,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, answer the phone, send bleedin fax,s, e/mail, print stuff for bozo,s who dont know how anything bloody works, meet and greet folkd like some demented concierge, plus the usual security stuff, you start to wonder after a while is all this girlie stuff gonna have an affect on me macho demeanour, ha , no way, some young girlie standing at reception, she had some freebie stuff delivered to her ya, know the stuff th...
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the night shiftWell the work is getting done at a cracking pace t... (5.12.2005, 11:57 UTC)
Well the work is getting done at a cracking pace this morning(my arse) if you where expecting mail this morning, well good luck, later in the day i,ll be sorting the outbound stuff as well, they dont quite understand why the cost has suddenly shot up, feck -em, i,ve got loads of relatives and i might as well take adveantage of their deranged franking system, brilliant so it is,soon be time for sticking up the christmas tree, i fink this year security will take a hand on it,s design, afew severed...
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the night shiftTime to start sending the christmas cards and as u... (5.12.2005, 08:21 UTC)
Time to start sending the christmas cards and as usual i,ve went and lost every ones address , yet again, who the hell use,s snail mail anyways, whats wrong with just sendinh a funky mms or e/mail,jings have you ever tried to but stamps nowadays, yes a stamp, it goes on letters, no i,m not freakin mental, ya zit faced retard, ye lick the back off them and bung them on a envelope, course it hasn,t been banned, no i dont think ye can catch bird flu from christmas cards,today is offically Brown No...
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the night shiftNot a mention bout me christmas decorations ya mis... (5.12.2005, 07:44 UTC)
Not a mention bout me christmas decorations ya miserable fuckers, what the hell is wrong wit ya, ye in a coma or summit, i mean there jolly, festive , animated, wtf else d,ye want, as for the sound file it will have to wait a bit longer until Prussia Blue release their xmas single- God Bless yE jERRY mENTAL mEN,oanyhoo i,ve no idea why the caps lock keeps going on, coffee here this morning is quite drinkable, the chill factor is in the plus due to the fact that i,ve eventually sobered uo after a...
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the night shiftwell its a start, i think i will have a go at embe... (1.12.2005, 12:34 UTC)
well its a start, i think i will have a go at embedding some annoying christmas song, all suggestions welcome, howz about the whole new album by prussia blue it should be cheery and full of christian values, and if anybody takes offense at the christmas theme, wayne feck yer cell,it,s me blog ,anyhoo ye been wotchin i,m celeb get me outta here, well maybe you should get satelitte then, it,s really nice to see a cast member of neighbours in pain after all the years of inflicting it on us, if i ha...
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the night shifttime for the christmas decorations, YYYYYYYYYYEEEE... (1.12.2005, 12:28 UTC)
time for the christmas decorations, YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAA
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the night shiftnope didn,t work (1.12.2005, 12:14 UTC)
nope didn,t work
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the night shiftok, so i,ve updated firefox for about the umpteent... (1.12.2005, 12:11 UTC)
ok, so i,ve updated firefox for about the umpteenth time, every time you update you have to update extensions and the like, not all of the extensions turn out to be compatible with the latest version-1.5, but wtf, this wee thing that i,m using to do this is called blogbuddy??????????????? it will probably end up being chucjed in the bin, for now i will have to wait until blog this is updated, some nonsense just thrown in to see if the links are gettin stuck on here proper
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the night shift (30.11.2005, 09:56 UTC)
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the night shiftwell so ends me first week back on the day shift, ... (27.11.2005, 17:25 UTC)
well so ends me first week back on the day shift, fun was had by all and sundry, din,t get up to much at all at all, tried the canteen food, not one of my better ideas, re-arranged loads of stuff, generally walked about with a condecending demeanour intimidating foreign nationals, which isn,t that hard considering i just look so superior to them what with me big posh head and the only security guard in this septic gaff who insists on wearing designer clobber to me work, i refuse to wear acry...
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the night shift 7 Golden Rules of Blogging- 1. always post to y... (25.11.2005, 15:19 UTC)
7 Golden Rules of Blogging- 1. always post to your own blog, if you post in other peeps you will be a cheeky bollox, 2. express any opinion or lack of one as you bloody well please, 3. blog as little or as often as you feel like, 4. always ridicule other bloggers, cos it,s sumthin to do , right, fuckers 5. spamming aint so bad, it,s those bastards who masterbate with a copy of the daily spurt then wipe them selves over yer keyboard. 6. as for swearing, Bollox , joke em if they cant take a ...
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the night shiftThe sun is shining here and lunch is about to be s... (22.11.2005, 12:03 UTC)
The sun is shining here and lunch is about to be served, what does the menu have for us to-day?????????????? cream of mushroom soup, stir fried bleedin turkey!!!!!!!!!!!and croque monsieur, aint it grand havin a canteen near bye, well i initially thought so until i tried the breakfast, feck feck and arse, where did they get those sausages from, you only get round about 15 mins for a quick breakfast break it would take me around 20mins to beat the sausages into submission, any roads probably ...
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the night shiftwell well, day 2 of the new shift pattern, wot fun... (22.11.2005, 09:44 UTC)
well well, day 2 of the new shift pattern, wot fun, ended up in me pit at around 10.last night and i was sober as well, the food was total crap which comes as quite a suprise, i can cook but last nights offerings were shit, i even binned me beer, couldn,t be arsed with it, nuthin on the telly as usual so i had an early night, so what waa the outcome of that, waking up at 4.30 this morning, bollox, so what did i do, the dish,s from last night, ironed a shirt and the like, had some coffee and ...
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the night shiftwell we,re slowly but surely gettin through the da... (21.11.2005, 12:34 UTC)
well we,re slowly but surely gettin through the day, i,m recepting and stuff or whatever the hell you call sittin at a desk bored rigid, it,s amazing how you can look very effecient without actually doing anything, as for the peeps who thanked me for my patience while trying to get the fax machine to work , patience had nuthin to do with it, im damn near comatose, it may give the impression of me
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the night shiftback on the dayshift, see-ing daylight for the fir... (21.11.2005, 08:57 UTC)
back on the dayshift, see-ing daylight for the first time in a long time, and there,s the wee thing about getting to go home on the same day that i started work, amazing stuff, i can even go to the pub if i so chose, how civiliseed is that, s,pose i should ebe changing the name of me blog, bollox to that idea, anyhoo the sun is shining but its bleedin freezin here, more later.
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the night shiftwell hooray for me this is the last full time nigh... (18.11.2005, 22:54 UTC)
well hooray for me this is the last full time nightshift, from monday i will be moving back to day shift, nightshift from now on will be done as an overtime shift only, thank fuck, nearly two years of nightshift was beginning to do my head in,nuthin happening as usual, got a trainee on duty with us this evening as well, brilliant, just what i need on me last shift, some one who doesn,t speak english very well, so for this evening in between bouts of baby sitting the dvd collection will be Wa...
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the night shiftLearn To Love Linux (14.11.2005, 00:18 UTC)
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the night shiftwell well , ho hum, back at the old desk once agai... (13.11.2005, 00:14 UTC)
well well , ho hum, back at the old desk once again, this time round though i,ve only got one more week to go then the old night shift comes to an end, hooray, been on this for just over two years now and it,s becoming a complete pain in the hole, moving back to the day-shift, a lot more civilized it is, causes less arguments in the old household as well, be great to be going home on the same day as you started work as well, they,ve just renewed the contract or summit for this gaff, which i...
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the night shiftdada, i,m back,yeah :( (12.11.2005, 20:09 UTC)
dada, i,m back,yeah :(
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the night shiftI,m on holiday from 8am in the morning , yeagh me,... (27.10.2005, 23:21 UTC)
I,m on holiday from 8am in the morning , yeagh me, aint go nuthin to do for fortnight except - pay bills, which there is loads of, pay the rent which doesn,t seem to apprecciate that i,m on holiday so i,m not actually earning, will i get a rebate of some kind, bet your ass i wont, oh and then there,s all the washing cooking and cleaning that i could be doing since i,m at home all day doin nuthin, oh and the shopping, whose gonna pay for all this shit, and by the way, wages phoned up to say o...
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